Brainwash

Recently, I have noticed myself labeling anyone I see on TV as hot. I think there is a complex conjecture to be said about this, but I’ll put it simply: if you see them on the box you usually want to see theirs.

Case and point, Sandra Lee.

This picture doesn't really do Sandra Lee much justice, but the problem is that there is a huge dearth of stock photos on this hot Food Network chick. She's like the bangable Martha Stewart and makes Rachel Ray look like a big overgrown muffin.

Probably the biggest disservice this book does is have her arms in front of her incredible chest. I mean, if you are ever really bored (or I guess feeling a little peckish) at 5:30 on a weekday, check her out. If not for food, awesome decorating tips, at least check her out for her impressive rack.

I find myself eerily drawn to her show. Even weirder, when I am watching I begin to have an imaginary dialogue with her. It usually consists of me wondering why she keeps eye fucking me and if she wore that low cut top for me. It then ends with me asking if I can eat a strawberry tart off her ass.

It is very weird.

But very true.



In other news...Scarlett Johansson is in Woody Allen's Matchpoint. And i'm digging this pic.